A few random thoughts...

So it has been quite some time since I have had a chance to hash out my thoughts. This is for two reasons:
1. Work has actually given me things to do. Don't worry, it hasn't been an enormous amount.
2. The IT man was in my office early this week and sat at my computer only to view a screen where I had g-mail pulled up with 3 chats with friends open. He didn't say anything but I think that he is secretly now monitoring my online activity so I have been trying to lay low.

None the less, I have had some random thoughts going through my head for the last few days, which I will now share...

*This past weekend, I visited our nation's capitol for some fun with friends. To make a long story short, 3 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of champagne, and a bottle of liquor later we were a group of 5 very drunk girls. With a liver full of liquor and apparently no head on my shoulders we made our way to the bar, where I proceeded to make out with our waiter from earlier in the evening, who I had given my number to. A little facebook stalking (and for a first I mean just a tiny bit, as in like 5 minutes worth) later shared with me that my super cute waiter was in a relationship. Awesome. Love how I am always the homewrecker. Moral of that story is that you can pick up your waitstaff for some fun but your waitstaff may have a girlfriend.

*I have a weird obsession with the way that people smell. For example, today I got on the dreaded elevator and there was a middle aged gentleman getting off. I don't know what he was wearing, but 1. it smelled phenomenal and 2. he must have bathed in it because it was so strong. This obsession is limited to only when the person smells good. Otherwise, I will refuse to breath until you are away from me. My mom has a friend just like me but she is afraid to breath through her mouth around people because if they stink she doesn't want to taste it.

*I have a compact car. Her name is Karen. She is a piece of shit. I love her. I do not love that I park in a spot labeled "Compact Car" next to a giant Silverado pick-up also in a "Compact Car" spot. Mr. Silverado, your big ass truck was partially in my spot, which caused me to scrape my mirror yesterday afternoon and make my piece of shit car look even worse than she already does at 10 years of age.

*This morning it was 23 degrees outside. 1. I moved below the Mason-Dixon line. Let's cut it out with this cold bullshit. 2. My office has been the same temperature as it is outside all day. I am positive that we have more than enough money to heat this joint, especially since they overpay me to screw around in it.

*I really want a snuggie. I don't care how much people make fun of them. I am obsessed with those backwards robe blankets! They are warm and cozy, and since it is freezing in my office, I deem it necessary that my boss purchase one for me so that I can greet the 3 visitors (max) that we get a week without having my teeth chatter. If anyone was wondering, I want it in leopard print.

Okay, the end.